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You'll repay your debt to society

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by working the number of hours
mandated by the court.

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We found it, we're entitled to it.

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Are you citing the legal precedent
"finders keeper, losers weepers"?

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Don't worry, ma'am. I've got eyes in
the back of my head.

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I have this cupboard in my office.
I call it the Cupboard of Chaos.

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I gave your cupboard
a little spring clean.

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You pissed my company down
the drain!

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I didn't piss anything,
OK? I'm saving it!

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I love you, Dad.

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I spent 18 months in a prison cell.

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I'm not spending my
last few years in another one!

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PC Colin Denison died in that fire.

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The guilt won't go away.

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Find my money and whoever took it

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because now I have to kill either
them or you just to make a point.

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I'm in trouble. I need your help.

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Please.

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Esme...

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..we've got something
to tell you.

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Oh, my God.
Did you get her pregnant?

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No. No!

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We're friends. Yeah, pals.

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Anyway, erm, Rani's going to be
staying with us for a bit.

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Are the feds after you?

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No, I...I just got into
a massive fight with my parents.

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I told them I didn't want to go
to Oxford and I left.

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Oh. So, your first thought was
to come here

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cos we've got so much space?

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Come on, Es. We owe her.

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Maybe. But she's not having my bed.

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Don't worry, you can...you can take
my bed.

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No, no,

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I can't throw you out of your
own bed.

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Or you two could share.

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No.

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No, I'm... I'm.... No.
I'm going stay in here.

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Right. Uh, make yourself
comfy. Mm-hm.

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I'm making food. Do you
want some? Love some.

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I see you.

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Sorry, you see me?

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Trying to get in my brother's
Ninja Turtle boxers.

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I'm not trying to get
into your brother's anything.

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I left home, Es.

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Hey, Ran. Yep.

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Are you ready to try this, yeah?

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Oh, God. It's my grandma's recipe.
OK. Are you ready? Yeah.

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Oh, my God, that's amazing!

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Yeah? Mm.

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You sure? Yeah. God, you should open
a restaurant or something.

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That is so yummy.
Yeah, maybe I will.

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Maybe you should eat in one first.

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I've eaten in restaurants.

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Only ones with photos on the menu.

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Ain't you got something else
to be doing?

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"Ohh, that's amazing!
You should open a restaurant!"

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I didn't say it like that.

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You definitely said it like that.
No, I didn't!

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You did. I didn't. You did.
No, I didn't. You did. No.

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Hello, Your Ladyship.
We're here to film the commercial.

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For social media.

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I thought that was on Wednesday.

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It is Wednesday.

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Great.

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What?

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It was...someone's birthday.

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Steve, sorry. Erm, this is Lesley.
I know you spoke on the phone.

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Hi.

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Do you think I'm stupid enough to
hide the money in my bedroom, Frank?

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I mean, come on.
Would you do that?

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You made your point, Tommy,
but let's stop playing.

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What's a teenage boy going to spend
all that money on?

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Pornography?

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Why would I pay for porn?
It's free on the internet.

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It is?

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You shouldn't have hidden
the money back in the attic, Frank.

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It was lazy. So, to teach you
a lesson,

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I'm going to use it to pay off
Mum's mortgage.

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You know, you can't just walk into
your mom's bank and hand it over.

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You have to wash it first.

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What, like, clean off
the fingerprints?

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You must've heard of washing money,
laundering money

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to make it look like you earned
it legitimately.

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What do they teach you at
that school?

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How do you wash money?

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Smurfing. Offshore shell companies.
Casinos are good.

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Why?

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You walk into a casino,
you buy chips with the cash.

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You play for a while,
you cash in the chips,

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you get paid by cheque.

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Now your money looks like
legitimate winnings.

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Fine, I'll take it to a casino.

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Great. You just have to wait till
you turn 18 in two years' time.

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Or we could split the money fairly.

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Say 80-20.

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You're not getting the money back.

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But, uh, here's
your plane ticket to Rio.

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We both know you don't love Mum,
you don't love me or Holly.

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Your tag comes off tomorrow, so...

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..take it and go.

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I loved making my own
fizzy drinks as a kid,

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and this new deluxe at-home
soda maker takes me right back

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to being just eight years old.

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Just choose the flavour
of your choice...

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..and voila.

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Oh! Fizzy cunt! Fuck!

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Was that OK, darling?

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Erm, I'm not sure the
client will be totally happy

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with you calling their product
the C word.

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Do you want to call and check?

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Could we just go one more time?

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Really?

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This new deluxe at-home soda maker
takes me right back

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to being eight years old.

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Mm, delicious!

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I think we got it.

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Uh, we did but there was
a naked man in the shot.

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So could we just go again?

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No, that was a really good one.
Yeah, it was,

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but, uh, I'm not sure the client
will be happy

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with a commercial aimed at kids
featuring an actual man's penis.

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Well, just take it out with GCI.

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We don't have the budget for CGI.
This is for Instagram.

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One more time, please?

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I mean, who even buys these things?

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Who has ever drunk
a can of Coke and thought,

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"Ooh, yeah, I like that, but damn,
I wish I was more involved

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"in the manufacturing process"?

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One more time for luck?

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I loved making my own fizzy drinks
as a kid,

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and this new deluxe at-home
soda maker takes me right back

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to being six years old,

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the year my mother killed herself.

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Get in, you bastard!

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I think you've got
it in the wrong way.

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I think we've got it.

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From my analysis, your production
model is the weak link.

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It's old-fashioned.

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Now, I've identified ways to
ramp up profitability,

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but it will involve a
radical overhaul

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of how things are done here.

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How things are done here is how
they've been done for 40 years.

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Your son tells me he's negotiated
a possible partnership

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with a competitor,
uh, Hilgard Auto Frictions.

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My son knows I'll be six foot under

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before I do any business
with Graham Hilgard.

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Given the state of your finances,

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it's an idea that needs
serious consideration.

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Lesley, is it?

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Can I speak privately
with my son for a moment?

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Trouble-shooters, huh?

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Another one of your masterplans.

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Like taking stolen money.

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She's a business enhancement
specialist, Dad.

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And she says that a company like
ours that isn't progressing

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is regressing.

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She's right.

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There is a weak link here.

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But it's not the production model.

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They're refusing to pay me for
the advert!

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Well, yes, because as
brand ambassador,

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your contract states that you
will refrain

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from offensive remarks
or conduct. I did.

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You smashed up their soda maker,
then called it a C bomb!

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Hold the lift, please!

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That's the lady I told you about.

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The one you like?
Yeah, what do I do?

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Be yourself.

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Thanks, Greg. Oh, no problem,
Anne-Marie. Which floor?

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We work on the same floor.

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Oh!

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Good for you for cycling to work.
That's very healthy.

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No, no, it's a bad idea.

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I'm sweating so much,
I need another shower now.

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Oh. Oh, yeah. You don't want to get
a yeast infection.

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No.

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I just mean from wearing
the same sweaty clothes all day.

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You know, can create humid
crotch conditions.

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Leading to a build-up of fungus
in your...vaginal cavity.

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See you later. See you later.

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Smooth.

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Really smooth.

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Ah, thanking you,
Greg-a-leg-a-ding-dong.

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That's so sweet. You collect
his dry cleaning for him?

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Yeah, we have a little quid pro quo.

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He scratches my back and I don't
send him to prison.

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He's a joker. Ignore him.

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Come on, then, Greg, when are you
going to ask Anne-Marie out? Sh!

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Anne-Marie? You absolute horndog.

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I'm not asking anybody out, all
right? It's against company policy.

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I don't care, Greg.
I can smell office romance.

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Er, no, you can smell
Greg's aftershave.

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"Lonely by Paco Rabanne."

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Hey, I think it's romantic

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that a woman you work with might
be your next wife.

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No, no, his next wife is a Latvian
conman posing as a swimwear model.

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What about the commercial,
all right? You need a payday.

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Let's sue them. You can't afford to
sue them, all right?

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Your father's frozen your allowance.

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00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:25,840
What? Since when?

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Since you ruined his lawn
with your car!

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00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,600
Oh, for God's sake! It's only grass,
it'll grow back.

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The Bank of Daddy is closed,
Your Ladyship, all right?

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You need to cut down on
your outgoings. Why?

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Why? Cos you're spending like
a crazy person!

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Look at this - bar bills,
restaurant bills.

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You've been buying clothes
and bags

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and a Tempur-Pedic cat bed!

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00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,280
A Gucci skateboard?

210
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You've bought two wet suits!

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One of them is formal.

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00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,960
Six grand on Uber Eats!

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For a year, that's fine!

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00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:53,200
That was August!

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£580 on tarot readings!

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I am not cutting out Madame Orion.
She sees things.

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Has she seen that you'll be bankrupt
by Christmas?

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00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,720
No, she bloody hasn't!

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All right, fine, ditch the bitch.

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I will try and cut back on
my spending.

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00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,520
But meanwhile...

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00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,680
..what's your next move?

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To the kitchen to make me tea
and toast.

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Oh, and spread the jam right to
the edges this time.

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I can't believe he does that
for you. What a sweet guy.

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Isn't he?

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This is called a beep test.

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It is used to test the
aerobic capacity

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of trainee PCSOs like myself.

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What's a PCSO?

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A Police Community Support Officer.

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Uniformed civilians.

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Like a supply teacher, but with less
authority and respect.

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Not true. We provide a reassuring
presence on the street

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and tackle the scourge
of antisocial behaviour,

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working alongside the police.
The real police.

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00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,360
Can you arrest someone?

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00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,640
No. Do you carry handcuffs?

239
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,040
No. Can you investigate a crime?

240
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,760
No. Can you Taser someone?

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00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,680
Look, if you've got questions,
Google 'em.

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00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,080
Oh, shit.

243
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,080
You're barely out of short trousers,

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00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:15,640
where does a teenager hide something
they don't want a parent to find?

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00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:16,840
Well, my mum's an addict,

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so she was the one hiding stuff
from me.

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First time I stole anything,

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I was so paranoid
my parents would find out,

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I didn't even bring it home.

250
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,680
So, where'd you stash it?

251
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,440
My locker. At school.

252
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,760
Oh. Hmm.

253
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,520
Notice how the beeps...

254
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,800
..are getting closer and

255
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,120
closer together...

256
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:40,560
..but my pace has not slowed. BEEP

257
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,920
So do I need to be buying a hat?

258
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,760
Do you need a hat?

259
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,880
I mean for your wedding.

260
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,440
What? No! We're just friends.

261
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,960
Who are living together.

262
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,880
What? As lovers?

263
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:58,120
No. As roommates. It's temporary.

264
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:01,320
Yeah, well, my mum moved her
boyfriend in temporarily,

265
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:05,280
so she said, and Trevor has been
stinking out the bathroom

266
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,040
for months now.

267
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,080
Ah. Ah!

268
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,480
Ah! Oh!

269
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,080
Right. Who wants a go at the
beep test?

270
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,040
I'm fine. A no on the beep testing,
thank you.

271
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,960
All right, fine. Good luck with
all your heart disease.

272
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:24,680
OK, back to it. You still all have
lots of hours to work off.

273
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,880
Oi, you two. Come here.

274
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,200
So, as trainee PCSO,

275
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,760
that business with your sister

276
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,680
is the last time I turn any more
blind eyes.

277
00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,200
Any more trouble from
the two of you,

278
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,120
and it's no more Mrs Nice Guy.

279
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:42,280
If you feel yourself being pulled to
the dark side,

280
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:45,400
talk to me. Yeah? Believe it or not,

281
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,840
I used to be a bad girl with
a hot boyfriend like you.

282
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:48,960
He's not my boyfriend.

283
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:52,040
Massimo was the hottest boy
in school.

284
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,440
Everyone was jealous.

285
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,520
They were like,
"Diane, how did you bag

286
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,160
"that smoking-hot piece of tail?"

287
00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:00,680
Three words - charisma and cider.

288
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,640
Massimo had a mantra -

289
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,360
"Live fast, die young,

290
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,960
"leave a good-looking corpse."

291
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,400
Which he did.

292
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,360
Massimo died? Yeah.
He was driving a stolen car,

293
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,480
being chased by police,
crashed into a building site.

294
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,160
Scaffolding pole
went right through his brain.

295
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,920
To be honest, he did not leave
a good-looking corpse.

296
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:25,760
But that woke me up and I turned my
life around 360 degrees.

297
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,600
Doesn't that leave you where
you started?

298
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,040
No, not me.

299
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,080
I'm paying it forward,

300
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,880
giving you both a second
chance, yeah?

301
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:37,400
So the rest of your life starts
right here,

302
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,240
right now. Yeah?

303
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,840
Right after you pick up
that dog shit.

304
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,280
Greg, what are you doing?!
He's threatening to kill us!

305
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,960
I thought he was flirting.

306
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,680
Do you reckon he's after
that money?

307
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,040
What money?

308
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:20,200
When I stole the line,
I also stole some money.

309
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,520
Why didn't you tell me this?

310
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,480
The less you know, the less
you're involved.

311
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:26,040
I was chased by men
with machetes.

312
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,640
I'm already involved.

313
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,840
Wait, you stole the money?
I thought it was yours.

314
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,240
Why would I have that much money?

315
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,640
Because you're a drug dealer?

316
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,360
Why is he automatically a drug
dealer? What, because he's black?

317
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:38,040
Because he had hundreds of thousands
of pounds in a bag!

318
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:41,160
Plus he threatened me.
Right? With a real gun.

319
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,800
Not just his fingers. Look, I'm not
saying he's not a criminal,

320
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,440
but why does he have to be
a drug dealer?

321
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,560
Why can't he be doing tax evasion
or...or art fraud?

322
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:51,560
Hmm. You've been painting fake
Vermeers, have you?

323
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:56,560
Where did you get hundreds
of thousands of pounds from?

324
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,200
A drug dealer.

325
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,560
You fucking fuck!

326
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,320
You stole money from a
drug dealer?!

327
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:04,000
Now we're going to wind up in the
desert, digging our own graves!

328
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,720
There are no deserts in England.
Well, then... Minehead Beach.

329
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,760
I told you that it was dirty money.

330
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,520
You still took it, though,
didn't you?

331
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,480
You took it? Not just me. Them too.

332
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,480
So j-just return the money, then.

333
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,080
What?

334
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,320
We, uh...we spent it.

335
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:24,560
You've already spent hundreds
of thousands of pounds?

336
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,440
I didn't.

337
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,440
OK, at least one of us isn't
a total idiot.

338
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,400
My grandson stole my cut.

339
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,560
I withdraw my last remark.

340
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,480
Did...did you spend yours, too?

341
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,760
They didn't give me any money.

342
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,880
They just blackmailed me into
washing it for them.

343
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,760
What does that mean? Is that
getting the fingerprints off?

344
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:44,400
It means you launder it so it looks
like it was earned legally.

345
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,920
Don't kids in Britain learn
this stuff?

346
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,480
I can't believe I'm the only person
who didn't know about this.

347
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,480
You're not the only one.

348
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,560
Hey, guys, what are we
talking about?

349
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,440
Laundry.

350
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,440
Cool. So, I don't know how familiar
you guys are

351
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,920
with the movement of the Sun, but
tomorrow night is the Solstice.

352
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:05,240
So, I am heading to Ergo,
and I want you all there, OK?

353
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,920
Diane is in. Not to be missed, then.

354
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,400
Drinks are on me, no excuses.

355
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,040
Come on. Let's get ancient.

356
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,600
What are we going to do?!

357
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,120
We could pop down for one drink.

358
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,680
Not the club, the drug dealer!

359
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:24,680
Have you heard of a con called
The Sasquatch Patsy?

360
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,960
No.
What do they teach in your schools?

361
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,480
Ah!

362
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,960
My keys are gone.

363
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,480
Have you looked in your bag?

364
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,040
They're not in there.

365
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,560
My man.

366
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,800
What about your pockets?

367
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,680
Why are things always in
the last place you look?

368
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,480
Thank you. Because you stop looking
after you find them.

369
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,800
Grandpa is going to take you
to school today,

370
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,400
so just give me a hug.

371
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,760
Or don't. And learn lots. Mwah!

372
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,280
Bye. Bye.

373
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,520
Bye.

374
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,000
Thank you. Learn lots.

375
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:53,000
Lesley. Did we arrange a meeting?

376
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,320
Please sit down, Mr Halloran.

377
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,680
Bye-bye, Grandpa.
Have a wonderful day.

378
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:31,440
Your father has decided that
Halloran and Son

379
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,360
will sell a minority share to
Hilgard Auto Friction.

380
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:37,000
Well, hallelujah. You've finally
seen the light, Dad.

381
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,440
Your father will remain as CEO,

382
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:43,400
but there will be some
workforce optimisation.

383
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:47,040
I'm here to tell you this is
your final day of employment.

384
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,080
What?

385
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,640
What did she say?
Are you firing me?

386
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,040
Your father feels it's in everyone's
best interests

387
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,640
for you to step away from
Halloran and Son.

388
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,800
Step away from Halloran and Son?!

389
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,280
I'm the Son!

390
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,240
It's vital you don't make
this personal. Is it? OK.

391
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,520
That's fine, because I'm also
company director,

392
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,000
so you can't do this.

393
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,200
The power to remove a director is
granted to the majority shareholders

394
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,520
under the company's
Articles of Association.

395
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:19,800
I hired you!

396
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,280
I'm employed by the company.

397
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,760
What's...? What are you doing?

398
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,520
What's going...? This is crazy.

399
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,280
What are you doing? I'm your son!

400
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,800
You're making this personal.

401
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,120
Shut up! Don't raise
your voice to a woman.

402
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:34,480
I'm s-sorry. Sorry.

403
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,000
Why are you doing this?

404
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,920
I forced you into the family trade.

405
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,760
But you're out of your depth.

406
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,080
I blame myself.

407
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:51,480
Don't take it personally.

408
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,880
It's just business.

409
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,720
Sir. Hi. Um...

410
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,480
..could I ask you a question?

411
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,040
Yeah?

412
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,440
How do you pay off a mortgage?

413
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,000
You put this in the recycling bin?

414
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
Yeah. How fucking dumb are you?

415
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,520
This can't be recycled.

416
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:35,440
Bro, it's cardboard.
Murked in grease and cheese.

417
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,640
Did you not watch the YouTube video
I pinged out to you about this?

418
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,960
Tramps like you are the reason
the planet is dying.

419
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,160
And why didn't you wash my car
like I done told you?

420
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,080
Fam, I'm not your PA. For real.

421
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:49,160
A PA would have initiative
and at least one GCSE.

422
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,760
Go put this in the proper bin.

423
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,320
And the door opens inwards,

424
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,000
so remember to not hit yourself
in the face this time.

425
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,320
What the fuck are you doing here?

426
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,800
I'm bringing you a peace offering.

427
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,440
Is it that fat stack of cash
you took?

428
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,960
No.

429
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,360
It's him.

430
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:12,320
Hiya.

431
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:15,320
It's nice to see you again.

432
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,640
Why are you bringing this
googly-eyed plank to my house?

433
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,880
Bit rude, innit?

434
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,680
He's a lawyer. I've got a lawyer.

435
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,400
Yes, but I suspect your lawyer
probably costs about £150 an hour,

436
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,040
which means by the time you go
to court

437
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,200
for having sent him to do your
community service,

438
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,960
you could be looking at a
ten grand bill.

439
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,880
Whereas his services
will be free of charge,

440
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,120
if we stop this beef and we start
working together.

441
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:35,240
And do what?

442
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,600
Get the Dean off our backs.

443
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,800
What's stopping me from taking you
to the Dean right now?

444
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,480
Um, if I could take that one?

445
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,160
If anything happens to either of us,

446
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,320
then my associates will make contact
with the Dean

447
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,200
and explain to him how you
tried to...

448
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,640
Um, what was it again?

449
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,240
How you tried to fuck him
with his own dick.

450
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,880
Which, uh... I don't imagine
he will like.

451
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,920
Guess who's back.

452
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,400
Man, not again!

453
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,320
How do I contact the Dean?

454
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,720
How do I contact him?!

455
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,840
You've got a set of balls
on you, mate,

456
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,320
I'll tell you that for nothing.
Yeah? Thanks.

457
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,440
Means a lot coming from you.

458
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,680
Yes? Someone wants to talk to you.

459
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,560
He's got a gun to my head, man!

460
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,120
Who's this? Are you the Dean?

461
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:56,840
Who wants to know?

462
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,520
The arsehole that stole his money.

463
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,280
You've got some big balls.

464
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,360
Yeah? So I keep hearing.

465
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:06,560
You're the worst thing to happen
to my business since Covid.

466
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,000
What do you want?

467
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,680
I'm just telling you to call off
your attack dogs.

468
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,520
Isn't he in on this with you?

469
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,280
Nah. Nah, I work alone.

470
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,920
You know, I will find you.

471
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,760
You never heard what happened to
a Brook Hill soldier called Spider?

472
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:23,200
I heard he got heartburn that put
him in the hospital. Was that you?

473
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,720
Yeah, man, that was me.

474
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,640
And the same goes for anyone you
send that tries to look for me.

475
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,200
But as a show of good faith,

476
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,200
I'm going to leave your
line here.

477
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,760
Yeah? For you to collect at your
own convenience.

478
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,560
Tell him it's there.
Tell him it's there.

479
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,840
Yeah, it's there,
he's telling the truth.

480
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,560
You'll get no more trouble from me

481
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,520
if I get no more trouble from you.

482
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,960
Do we have a deal?

483
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,120
We do.

484
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,080
Thank you.

485
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,240
Close your eyes.

486
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,400
What? Close your fucking eyes!

487
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,400
Wait! There's no need for you to do
this! I haven't done anything wrong!

488
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,560
They just came here, man!
I didn't ask for it, mate!

489
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,840
Come on, I've just got a dog!

490
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,400
Please, man, don't do...

491
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,520
Thank you.

492
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,920
You're a free man now, Frank. Yep.

493
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,000
You can leave any time you want.

494
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,320
Yeah, but Grandpa is going to stay
right here with us, aren't you, Dad?

495
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,240
That's right. Forever and ever!

496
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,640
How would you like to spend your
first night of freedom, Dad?

497
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,640
Would you like meatloaf?
That's your favourite, right?

498
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,680
Meatloaf, that would be wonderful,

499
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,600
but I've been dreaming of sitting in

500
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,760
a bar with a cool glass of beer.

501
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:56,600
How would you feel if I stepped out
and, you know, wet my tonsils?

502
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,040
I'd feel fine, I don't know
how to make meatloaf.

503
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,280
Goodbye.

504
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:31,720
Got it.

505
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,040
Mum. What are you doing here?

506
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,760
You forgot Mr Snuggles.

507
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,720
You know you can't sleep
without him.

508
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,560
Yes, I can.

509
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,920
So, this is where you live now?

510
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,120
Yep.

511
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,320
I thought you were
living with a boy.

512
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:58,840
I'm not living with a boy,
I'm just staying here until...

513
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,760
Until what?

514
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,960
Look, we all said things
that we didn't mean,

515
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,240
but your father and I,

516
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,840
we are willing to draw a line
under everything.

517
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,640
So why don't you
just come back home?

518
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:16,360
You can finish your studies,
you can take your place at Oxford.

519
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,680
How many times do I have to say
I don't want to go to Oxford?

520
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,120
But I don't understand why not!

521
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,360
Because it's your dream.
It's not my dream, Mum.

522
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,600
So what are you going to do
with your life?

523
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,480
You going to go out
and get some crappy job

524
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,840
and come home every night
to, what, this dump?!

525
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:41,920
This used to be our thing.

526
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,320
Every Friday night, get a takeaway
and watch Graham Norton.

527
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,120
Come home.

528
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,640
Thanks for bringing Mr Snuggles.

529
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,280
How did it go?

530
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,760
Yeah. We're all good now.

531
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,320
Really?

532
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,080
Thank God.

533
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,600
What are you doing here?

534
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,240
I thought I'd come in the club.

535
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,800
Yeah? Yeah, it's a
Friday night, baby.

536
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:59,080
What else am I going to do? Stay
inside and watch Graham Norton?

537
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,480
Stop the press! You came!

538
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,720
Oh, hi! Oh, come on, let's go in.

539
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,960
Look after her, yeah?
It's her first time in a club.

540
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,800
You're late. I got here at 7pm.

541
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,080
People don't normally come
to nightclubs that early.

542
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,920
Yeah, I know, so I discovered.

543
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,320
I just spent an hour watching them
scrape the gum off the dance floor.

544
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,640
Oh, no, thank you,
I don't drink alcohol.

545
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,680
Why? Is it because you're a Muslim?

546
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,240
I'm not a Muslim.

547
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,960
No? Why don't you drink alcohol?

548
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,680
Uh... Babe, no friend of mine

549
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,800
is going to their grave having not
tried champagne. Drink.

550
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,600
Mm.

551
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,400
It's, like, bubbly.

552
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,040
That's its nickname.

553
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,560
I think I like champagne.

554
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:23,840
Oh, woo!

555
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,160
G-Dog!

556
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,480
Champagne?

557
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,600
Oh, cheers. Woo!

558
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,400
Well, cheers, everyone.

559
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,720
Cheers!

560
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,200
Place your bets.

561
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:06,960
Hi.

562
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,600
Thank you.

563
00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:53,960
Whoa! No, sweetie.

564
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,360
Ha! You've just had your
first drink,

565
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,720
let's not run before we can walk.

566
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:02,000
Can we? Oh, yeah, just...just
whatever you want, put it on my tab.

567
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,360
You promised you were going to
cut down on your spending.

568
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,960
They're my friends.

569
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,280
Greg, isn't that your lady
from work?

570
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,560
It is, yeah.

571
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,360
Oh, hello, she's coming over.

572
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,680
What do I do?

573
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,360
Be cool and say hi.

574
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,160
Hey, you. Hi! Oh...

575
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,040
That's fine.

576
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,640
What are you doing here?

577
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,080
Erm, hen do.

578
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,680
Oh, yeah. No, it is...

579
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:47,800
It's hot in here, isn't it?

580
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,200
It is hot. It is a bit hot, yeah.

581
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,520
I hope it doesn't create humid
crotch conditions

582
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:55,240
that could lead to a build-up of
fungus in my vaginal cavity.

583
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,440
Oh!

584
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,560
Right, yeah, do you remember when we
were in the lift

585
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,520
and I was talking about her
fanny, her...?

586
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:06,400
Um... Can I ask you something
that's, er, sort of embarrassing?

587
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,560
OK, sure.

588
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,600
Could we get a picture
with Lady Gabby?

589
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,720
Oh, yeah. Yeah, hang on.

590
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,000
Is it all right if Anne-Marie and
her friends

591
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,280
have a photo with you, please?

592
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,680
Also, she probably thinks you
and me are dating.

593
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,040
I don't think she does, sweetie.

594
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:25,080
She probably does, so can you make
it clear that we're not an item?

595
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,200
Hi, I'm Gabby, I'm a lesbian.

596
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,680
OK. Hello again.

597
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,520
Hi. So, I'm happy to have a picture
with you,

598
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,080
but would you do me a favour
in return?

599
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,080
Oh. Yeah, sure, w-w-what's that?

600
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,880
Would you go on a date with my
platonic friend Greg here?

601
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,000
You don't need to do that
if you don't want.

602
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,960
Oh!

603
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,320
Come on.

604
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:47,800
Look who's here!

605
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,360
She's coming! Hi! Hi, Gabby!

606
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,600
All right, everyone smile.

607
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,480
Oh, he's here at last.

608
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,880
Where have you been?
Everyone's here.

609
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,800
Would you excuse me for just
one minute?

610
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:22,760
I expect he's gone to
wash his hands.

611
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,160
What do I do instead of Oxford?

612
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,960
Like, in theory, you know,
I can do anything,

613
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:06,880
but, you know, man is nothing
without which he makes himself.

614
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,520
Jean-Paul Sartre.

615
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,880
With great power comes
great responsibility.

616
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,640
Spider-man.

617
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:18,840
Exactly. There's so much I
haven't done or...experienced.

618
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,520
Don't tell anyone, but...

619
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,880
..I'm still a virgin.

620
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,320
Understood.

621
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,320
No, no, no.
I don't need one of those.

622
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,280
Yeah, I used to have that attitude,

623
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,200
and then I got super gonorrhoea.

624
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,000
Front and back.

625
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,800
No, I mean I'm not having
sex tonight.

626
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,640
Oh. Why? Cos you're Muslim?

627
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,240
I'm not a Muslim.

628
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:46,920
No? Well, what are you waiting
for, then?

629
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,200
I don't know.

630
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,440
Well, a lot of guys here.

631
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,800
Any of them making your
fanny fairies flutter?

632
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,160
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

633
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,880
He's kind of cute.

634
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,120
Yeah?
Yeah, not bad, yeah...

635
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,120
Do you like sexual intercourse
with women?

636
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,240
Yeah.

637
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:11,840
Good. I want to notify you that we

638
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,600
are both available sexually, OK?

639
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,240
I don't do tea-bagging,
golden showers,

640
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:19,880
or reverse anal, but anything else
is up for grabs.

641
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,440
My friend here, however,
is new to the market,

642
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:26,960
so I want her to be treated
with care and respect, all right?

643
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,560
And I've got the direct line to
Detective Sergeant Lucy Haines

644
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,920
of the Bristol and
Avon Constabulary,

645
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:36,600
so any funny business -
ANY funny business -

646
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,560
and you will be prosecuted to
the full extent of the law.

647
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,480
Understood? Understood?

648
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,360
Yes, ma'am.

649
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:45,640
Good.

650
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,240
We'll be sat here
if you want to get some.

651
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:49,560
Go.

652
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,000
Didn't picture
you two as club rats.

653
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,840
Just needed to get out of the house.
Just needed to get out of my flat.

654
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:13,400
Gabby, can I throw these on your
tab? Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead.

655
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,680
Perfect. Brilliant. Um,
can I grab two more of those?

656
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,320
Do you know all of these people
you're buying drinks for?

657
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,160
Greg, I've told you,
they're my friends.

658
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,320
What's his name?

659
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,080
James. No, Jason.

660
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,960
Jeremy?

661
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,360
Definitely begins with a J.

662
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,000
Julian. His name's Julian.
Excuse me, mate, what's your name?

663
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,240
Roy.

664
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:33,880
What's your point?

665
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,720
Is it possible that they're not your
actual friends?

666
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,280
Why are they here, then?

667
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,560
Because they're moochers.
Sucking on the Gabby teat.

668
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,840
If any of my friends
are sucking on my teats,

669
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,560
it's you, Mr £150 An Hour.

670
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,960
I'm not your friend, I'm your
lawyer. It's different.

671
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,120
You're not my friend?

672
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,360
Well, no, of course I'm your friend,
I just mean...

673
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:54,800
I was fixing you up with Anne-Marie

674
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,440
because I thought you were
my friend.

675
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,560
I don't normally help
my employees get laid.

676
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,000
Well, I didn't ask you to do that.

677
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,360
Well, fine, let's make a cost saving
now, shall we? You're fired!

678
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,760
Gabby, come on!
One less mooch sucking on my teat.

679
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,760
Happy now?

680
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,480
You're not serious. Deadly serious!

681
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,360
Go on, get out of here, mooch!

682
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:24,120
I don't need your money!

683
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:27,400
Go on, mooch!
Thank you and goodnight!

684
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:19,800
Shit.

685
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:26,520
Incapable
by Roisin Murphy

686
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,200
How did it go?

687
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,640
Yeah, I did what you said and
he seemed to buy it.

688
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:43,880
Will it work?

689
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,040
Sasquatch Patsy never fails.

690
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:48,480
Going somewhere?

691
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,480
I'm on the early flight to Rio.

692
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,920
Huh? De Janeiro.

693
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,120
Oh, you're leaving?

694
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,920
Yep. Got a few hours to kill,

695
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:59,960
then cabbing direct to
Heathrow Airport.

696
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:02,320
Could you let me know when
my ride arrives?

697
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:03,760
Yeah, sure.

698
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,840
One more favour.

699
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,400
Deliver this to my daughter.

700
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:09,800
What is that?

701
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,520
It's £1,000, huh?

702
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,000
50 for your trouble.

703
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,680
I mean, you could've given that to
her yourself before you left.

704
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:22,160
I prefer what they call
the Dignitas farewell.

705
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,040
Slip away, no fuss.

706
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:28,040
It's none of my business but if you
take off without saying goodbye,

707
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,480
aren't you worried your daughter's
going to hate you for it?

708
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,040
Yeah, you're right.

709
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,600
It's none of your business.

710
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:43,960
Frank, you made it!

711
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:47,160
Hi! Come and dance with me!

712
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,520
Are you drunk?

713
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,400
Yeah, and I love it.

714
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,000
Gabs, I told you to look after her.
She's wasted!

715
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,520
Didn't you hear her? She loves it!

716
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,480
I love it!

717
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,120
Oh!

718
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,120
Diane!

719
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,560
Look at you, Diane! Woo!

720
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,680
Uh, can you settle up the tab?

721
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,040
Yeah, sure. Hang on.

722
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,040
Thank you.

723
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,000
Oh, it's been declined.

724
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,280
What?

725
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,280
It didn't work either.

726
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,440
Uh, guys...

727
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,840
..I think my dad has
cancelled my credit cards.

728
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,040
Has anyone got any money?

729
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,360
Oh, sorry, babe. No.

730
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,920
No. Sorry. Are you certain, mate?

731
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,960
Fuck.

732
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:48,960
Shit. My dad is such an arsehole.

733
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,680
Let me get this.

734
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:51,960
Thank you.

735
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,120
Oh, Frank, you absolute angel!

736
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,360
Thank you.

737
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,640
God, I wish you were my dad.

738
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,640
Who leaves their only daughter
high and dry at one in the morning?

739
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:01,400
God!

740
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,040
Dick.

741
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,760
Which one is ours?

742
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,040
This way. Oh, OK.

743
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,080
This way. Go on.

744
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,000
I'm focused on the car.

745
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,400
Right, whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's all right. No need to argue.

746
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:25,640
We're all going to get a turn.

747
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,440
We just need to rock-paper-scissors
for who goes first, all right?

748
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,240
And we need a safe word, yeah?

749
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,880
I've got you down for
Heathrow Airport.

750
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:40,960
Is that right, mate?

751
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,000
Mate?

752
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,600
Where do you want to go?

753
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,280
Whoa...!

754
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:54,280
Kind sir, I...I do like you.

755
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:58,320
Relax. Woo! Oh, God.

756
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:02,160
I think you should be going to sleep
alone, Rani. I don't think so.

757
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:05,000
I think we should sleep together.

758
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,560
Goodnight, Rani.

759
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,200
Look. So much room.

760
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,800
Come back.

761
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,600
Dad!

762
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,840
You utter scumbucket, piece of shit,

763
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,600
wanker, bastard, arsehole...

764
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,600
..shit!

765
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,040
Where's the money, Frank?

766
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,720
I know you found it, but
what have you done with it?

767
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,480
Dad, are you just getting home?

768
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,520
Margie, I'm sorry,
I lost track of time.

769
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:24,640
Well, I'll be honest, I did, erm,
start worrying that

770
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:25,960
you'd left us again.

771
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,440
No, Margie, I'm here
for the long haul.

772
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,120
In fact, around here it's
about time I contributed.

773
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:35,240
How about I start by
paying off your mortgage?

774
00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:37,160
Sorrym that is...

775
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:40,120
..that's really sweet but, I mean,
you can't even pay a parking ticket.

776
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:41,360
Yeah?

777
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:49,880
Where did you get all this money?

778
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,680
For once in my life,
I'm going to come clean.

779
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,840
I won it.

780
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:01,120
Casino.

781
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,640
Oh, Frank!

782
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:29,040
You're drunk.

783
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,200
No, I'm not.

784
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,400
That's what drunk people say.

785
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,680
No, I'm sober.

786
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,040
I promise.

787
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:48,600
All Time
by A.S. Fanning

788
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,480
Is that...

789
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:04,760
..Raphael or Donatello...?

790
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:06,880
Yeah, that's my guy Donnie.

791
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,720
Ninja Turtles.

792
00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:10,520
What? OK.

793
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,040
What's...? What? Don't judge me.

794
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:14,040
No. It's all good.
You know they're wavy.

795
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,120
Yep. Very wavy.

796
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,240
Wait.

797
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:22,920
Are you sure you want to do this?

798
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:24,080
Yeah.

799
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,440
No, are you sure?

800
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:28,800
Yes.

801
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,280
Where did you get that?

802
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:32,760
Diane.

803
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:35,960
Please don't talk about
Diane right now!

804
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:40,040
♪ You know I'm happy to
be your friend

805
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,280
♪ Till the leaves
or the stars descend

806
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,040
♪ But I'm there, I'm here

807
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:52,880
♪ And I'm 16, standing,
holding two cans of beer... ♪

808
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,000
Ugh, so my dad has
changed all the locks

809
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,080
and I don't have anywhere
to sleep tonight

810
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,440
and, look, I know you've got
that spare room...

811
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,760
No, I did not nearly burn down
the flat last time!

812
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,360
I lit some tea candles
then went to Ibiza!

813
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,320
Hi, is this Izzy's phone?

814
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:09,440
Oh, my God, why is she in hospital?!

815
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,400
Gallstones?

816
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,120
So you're saying that you're not
happy sharing your flat

817
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,480
but you are happy sharing
my cocaine all night?

818
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,240
So if Izzy's in hospital, does that
mean her flat's empty tonight?

819
00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:23,960
Hey, you. It's Gabby Penrose-Howe.

820
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,800
We slept together on New Year's Eve.

821
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,440
Listen, look, I know I said
I'd call and I didn't,

822
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,040
but I'm calling now.

823
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,840
Fancy sleeping together
again tonight?

824
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:34,240
Give me a call when you get this.

825
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:35,440
Ciao!

826
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,680
Hi, this is
Lady Gabriella Penrose-Howe.

827
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,360
We met at the club earlier.

828
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,320
I don't suppose you've got
a sofa or anything that

829
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,920
I could crash on tonight?

830
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:47,000
Oh, no, I got your name
from the receipt.

831
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,680
Yeah, it's just under
suggested gratuity,

832
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:54,760
which you may recall I did give you
in full, in cash.

833
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,280
You OK?

834
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:11,480
Yeah.

835
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,200
Now I'm a woman of the world.

836
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,400
You're wondering what all
the fuss was about?

837
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,200
Actually, I'm thinking it was
worth waiting for.

838
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,920
Thank you...for being...

839
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:27,840
It's... Thank you.

840
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,040
OK, fuck, fuck, fuck...!

841
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:37,160
Esme... What were you doing
out so late?

842
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:38,840
It's four in the morning.

843
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:40,640
Esme, it's four...

844
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:55,480
No!

845
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,400
Hi.

846
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,240
You were right.

847
00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:15,920
I have no real friends.

848
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,440
I don't have anywhere else to go.

849
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,200
You better come in, then.

850
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,440
Thank you.

851
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,280
I've had a gun pointed in
my face twice, yeah?

852
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,200
Well, not again.

853
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,440
I want to get clean, man.

854
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,560
{\an8}I want you to put me in rehab
and witness protection.

855
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:47,640
{\an8}Tell us what you know.

856
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,720
{\an8}I ain't saying nothing till I get
full immunity and rehoused,

857
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:53,240
and I want to go somewhere nice,
you know, in the countryside,

858
00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:55,400
with fields and cows and shit.

859
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,880
{\an8}We can't ask our boss for
fields and cows and shit

860
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:00,240
{\an8}unless you give us something.

861
00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:03,400
Like the men who were serving up
from your house. Oh...

862
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,200
Have you head of someone
called The Dean?

863
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:31,880
Oh, bloody hell.
I thought you was detectives.

864
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:33,760
Hey!

865
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,360
Tell us about The Dean.

866
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:40,240
The Dean runs county lines
into Bristol.

867
00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:43,880
For years he's been grooming
local kids to work for him.

868
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,440
Well, from what I've heard,
he's a savage.

869
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,880
And I mean proper psycho.

870
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,840
Tea, anyone?

871
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,480
You're Ben,

872
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:09,960
nightclub doorman.

873
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,880
And you're Rani,

874
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,560
a brainbox with
a scholarship to Oxford.

875
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:17,000
I know who you are.

876
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,320
I know where you live.

877
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:20,160
I know everything about you.

878
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,000
Do you know who I am?

879
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,040
No?

880
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:27,560
I'm the person you stole that
impossible amount of money from.

881
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:30,600
And somehow you assumed
I wouldn't find out.

882
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,200
We never stole anything.

883
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:33,520
He's right.

884
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:38,600
Well, instead of me accusing you
and then you denying,

885
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,080
why don't I bring my star witness
to the stand?

886
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:47,400
What are you do...?
You sold me out, you prick?!

887
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,400
What did you expect?

888
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:51,000
You treat me like dirt.

889
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,200
You show man no respect.

890
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,560
Is this about the pizza box?

891
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:56,080
I told you, you can't recycle them
when they're dirty, bruv.

892
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,360
It's not just that, bro.

893
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,760
You're small fry.

894
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,040
There's no career progression
with you.

895
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:02,280
I've hit a ceiling.

896
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:05,000
Yeah? You hit a ceiling with
your head when you flew out

897
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,920
your mum's gaping vagina.
That's why you're so fucking dumb!

898
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,680
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

899
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,760
Hey, relax.

900
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,520
All right?

901
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,360
Take a seat. Sit down.

902
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:25,360
Put your feet up.

903
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:30,200
Biscuit?

904
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,280
I hate thieves.

905
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:38,560
Do you know why?

906
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,800
Because they're lazy.

907
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:43,560
A businessman like myself
works hard for years,

908
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:45,080
building a nest egg.

909
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:48,320
And then some wanker who'd rather
sit on his arse that do

910
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:53,200
a decent day's work thinks he can
just breeze in and take it all.

911
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,320
Hmm?

912
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,800
The only thing I hate
more than thieves...

913
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:02,560
..are snitches.

914
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:04,560
Snitches are like whores.

915
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:08,200
They'll open their mouths
to anyone for the right price.

916
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:13,240
You broke my leg, man! Yeah, I know.

917
00:56:13,240 --> 00:56:15,920
You broke my fucking leg! I know!

918
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:17,400
I need a hospital, man!

919
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:19,840
Yeah. Mile End Hospital is
a 20-minute walk.

920
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:21,920
How am I meant to walk
with a broken leg?!

921
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,520
Very slowly, I imagine.

922
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:25,320
Fuck off, snitch!

923
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:31,840
Now, just so there are no surprises,
let me just make myself

924
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:33,640
very, very clear.

925
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:36,640
One of you is
not leaving here alive.

926
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,480
Ain't no need for all that, bro.

927
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:40,640
But there is a need for that, bro,

928
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:42,840
cos I need to set a fucking example.

929
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:45,160
Stop! We'll give you the money back!

930
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,480
We'll pay the money back!

931
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,840
It's too late for that.
Please! We'll pay it back and more!

932
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:50,720
More? Please... More?

933
00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:53,240
Please, just, you can't kill
him, please!

934
00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:54,760
No. Not interested.

935
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,200
We'll... What?

936
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,200
We'll wash it for you. Wash it?
Wash it.

937
00:56:58,200 --> 00:56:59,440
How are you going to do that?

938
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,960
I, erm, know someone, a dodgy
lawyer. A dodgy lawyer?

939
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,920
Please... Have you soiled yourself,
cos I smell bullshit?

940
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:08,560
No, its not bullshit!
Please, please, give us...

941
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,640
..eight weeks. Eight weeks?
Please!

942
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:14,720
How are you going to make that kind
of bread in eight weeks?

943
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:18,720
Because I'm a brainbox with
a scholarship to Oxford.

944
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:45,640
Gingernut?

945
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,040
Far From Any Road
by The Handsome Family

946
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:03,080
♪ She twines her spines up slowly

947
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:06,960
♪ Towards the boiling sun

948
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:10,880
♪ And when I touched her skin

949
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:15,280
♪ My fingers ran with blood. ♪